The following quotes show what people write on their car insurance claim forms. Apparently these are strange but true stories collected by assessors.
- To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
- A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
- I thought the side window was down but it was up, as I found when I put my head through it.
- If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself the accident would not have happened.
- She suddenly saw me, lost her head and we met.
- Cow wandered into my car. I was afterwards informed that the cow was half-witted.
- Three women were talking to each other and when two stepped back and one stepped forward I had to have an accident.
- There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses.
- A bull was standing near and a fly must have tickled him because he gored my car
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